Yes, I forgot to preblast. I signed up a while ago and didn’t get an email reminder the day before like in days of yore. So I guess I don’t blame my brothers for not showing up. But yet I can’t escape the fact that they are completely to blame for not showing up. It’s an enigmatic dichotomy, a Gordian knot of conundra awaiting my Alexandrian sword of logic to untangle. But I forgot to sharpen it, so. . .
If you want to know what happened at this workout (but let’s face it: why would you?), see the title. That’s as much detail I’m willing to provide to someone who couldn’t even be bothered to show up to a workout just because the Q didn’t put out a preblast (or whatever other excuse you invent so you can live with your shame another day). Lucky for you, Dear Reader, I deigned to craft this backblast for posterity and giggles (as the old saying goes).
When the lonesome deed was done, one man took solace in the sweet crispness of an entire half watermelon consumed in the shady recesses of the dawn’s early light (which, oh, say, I could see by), thus rendering ineffectual the morning’s copious calorie burn.
I was proud to lead this noble contingent of fine man this morning and I go forth with the gratification of having started my day surrounded by some of the best person I have ever known. Because at the end of the day, in the final analysis, and when all is said and done, it’s not about me, but about how many clichés I can pack into the beginning of this sentence.
3 miles seems like a lot for a JB workout! Sorry to have missed it, (day off today) but not the watermelon. Just not my thing.
Congratulations on completing your “Lonesome deed” Great bb.
It sounds like it was an epic morning as evidenced by such a well written BB.
Were there any seeds in the “consumed” watermelon. 🍉?
Sorry I missed that consumption filling consuming moment, but I was in a Men’s Bible Study (that is my excuse).
Great BB. I, like Soprano needed a rest day or I would had been there. What was the workout?
Epic backblast JB! Great job on covering 3 miles and eating watermelon solo in the shade! Was DR otherwise I would not have missed it.
Speaking from experiencing a sad clown Q, sometimes those moments cause deep reflection and renewed motivation
Bagboy: I ran four laps around the field (approx. 1 mile), which is a lot for me, and then did 25 merkins, 25 dips, 25 ab exercises, and 25 leg exercises, then repeato. Then a half mile and another 200 reps, etc. That made 3 miles and 1,000 reps. I finished a bit late, but got it done.
Thanks for the encouragement, gents!
Golf tournament won out vs a workout. But sounds like an epic OYO workout