10 dudes talking about football at Arnie’s Army


On the day after the College Football playoff and bowl games were announced, we vented our frustration with some of the decisions. It went something like this:

  • Short mosey with some butt kickers, high knees, and Quadraphilia 
  • Everyone grabbed a cinder block. Bring them to some numbers written in chalk.
  • Disclaimer given, blame assigned to Turncoat.
  • SSH x 5 IC

The “I can’t even!” Thing:

  • 13-0. That was FSU’s record. They were left out of the Playoff for reasons I can’t understand but many today seemed able to justify it. 🤷‍♂️ . Oh, 13 Burpees 
  • 34-24. Alabama did NOT win every game. That was the score of their loss to Texas. 34 slow and deep squats OYO and 24 block curls IC.
  • 24-21. That was the score of the Alabama / Arkansas game. Seriously, go Google it on your own! That’s a 4-8 team giving them about all they could handle. 24 bent over rows IC and 21 chest press OYO.
  • 8. Thankfully this absurdity will be righted soon with an 8 team playoff. Then you can listen to Pax like me whine when a 2 loss PSU team doesn’t make the playoff. 8 WWIIs OYO.
  • Double time it out of the parking lot and to the top of the hill on Devonshire. Jog back.
  • Repeat-o all ^ about 3 more times, with some clever audibles thrown in.

Mary:

  • Jump over your blocks x 21 to get the heart rates up.
  • LBCs x 24 IC
  • Low flutters x 24 IC
  • Return blocks, recover, recover.

Moleskin:

  • Prayers up for Friday’s M.
  • Auto made an announcement about the 2024 Christmas Party, lol.
  • Kosar does not love the bridge.
  • With 10 guys you are guaranteed to have some Alums or children attending the schools we discussed today.
  • Lets please help out our MQs fill the calendar this month!

Enjoyed it gents,

Turnpike