With low expectations and disclaimer on performance, my VQ resulted in no injuries and just a little emotional scaring. Like the “other” first time, I generated a feeling of disappointment as evidenced by no one lighting up a cigarette during the COT.
According to Planned Parenthood, I should have used protection, gone slowly, stretched before-hand, and possibly even used lubrication. They also warn that you should stop if it hurts too much. I failed on all accounts. At least I didn’t finish prematurely.
The Thang: 11 runners bravely followed, then quickly passed me for an ~5-mile Out and Back to the Mickey D’s on Brawley School Road. 4 ruckers wisely stayed clear and did their own thang.
COT, Prayer then light-headed drive home.
Runners: Six Shooter, Porker, Nymph, Hurdle, Chicken Little, Loveshack, Goodell, Crack, Rent-A-Cop, Banana Peel, Deadpool
Ruckers: Totebag, Comet, Pierogi, Mailman
Thanks to all that participated in my deflowering (jeez, never thought I’d say that).