53rd B day Q with a lesson in positivity by punishment


9 regulars, one FNG, and a cotter humored me by showing for my 53rd Birthday extravaganza

Work-Out caveat: PAX do 10 burpees for every critical remark from Rocket. 40 Burpees doled out in only 30 minutes.

Warmorama:

  • Little winding run around the parking lot
  • SSH X 53
    • Oopsy "your workouts usually suck" 10 burpees
  • Windmill X 10
  • Long snapper X 10
  • Mobility Moment

The Main Thang:

  • Mosey to top of hill beside Church
  • 10 LBC in cadence and 5 Burpees at top of hill, mosey to circle, do 20 mericans 6 oclock then 20 Squats 12 oclock
  • back to top of hill for 5 more burpees
  • Mosey to circle for 25 mericans at 6 oclock and 25 squats at 6 oclock
    • "Don't you usually count down instead of up?" 10 burpees
  • Mosey back to top of hill for 10 LBC and 5 burpees
  • To appease Rocket, we went back down to 20 and 20 at the circle. but…
    • "Wow..this isn't boring!" 10 burpees
  • Mosey back to bottom of the hill for 10 LBC
    • Removed "Rocket Rule"
  • Mosy from there to grab blocks
  • 10 Blericans to start
  • Stack 10 overhead press in cadene, 10 sumo squats in cadence, and 10 curls in cadence with run after each completed stack.

Mosey to cars for abbreviated Mary:

  • LBC to side X 10 each side
  • LBC regular X 30 (could not get to 53 as Blackbeard suggested)

Moleskin:

  • Great to have an FNG from Akron and now forever known as DEWEY. 
  • Was floored when Springfield ran over (late as usual)! He is the man who shamed YHC into doing F3 and could not be more thankful. Thanks for coming OG!
  • I have never been able to tell if Rocket's criticism is judgemental or in good fun. I thought I would have fun with some Burpees either way. By doing that, YHC could do his favorite exercise while being able to blame someone else if there were complaints.
  • Lot's of Senior Living, Senior wing of the new Rec Center, AARP, Water Aerobics jokes coming from Blackbeard. Honestly the realization that qualification for a Senior Living Facility is only 2 years away is frightning.
  • Lots more running than normal for YHC due to bubble in abdomen. 
  • As usual, Saturday work-outs fall outside the normal bowel movement schedule for YHC and had a bubble forming in another area. 
  • Kudos to Rocket who ran a couple miles before we ran another 3 miles.
  • I had no idea that Lawn Dart has lived a life of dissapointment as a Michigan fan.

Thank you all for showing up! Lift up the needs we prayed for this morning!