The sky was clear, the moon was full, the temperature was mild. A light fog settled on the AO just before launch to create optimal gloom conditons as 11 hard-chargers sallied forth to enjoy any army's two favorite activities: hanging at the bars and taking bridges. The OPORD was issued last night, and the EXORD was promulgated at exactly 0530 hrs. Here's the After Action Report:
Front leaning rest plank position for muster, instruction and inspection. Strongboli jumped on the mission just as we pulled the gangplank in and commenced with 15 x good Americans to show our gratitude for being Americans. We honored America in a similar fashion every 5 mins throughout the mission for a total of approx 300 Americans. It's supposed to hurt.
2 laps around Arnie Motor Speedway with sprints up the hill to get our engines warmed up.
Circle up for…
20 x ssh
10 x windmill
15 x IST
10 x toy soldiers
Fragmentary Order (FRAGO) Received. Movement to pull-up bars:
5 pull-ups, 5 chin-ups, 5 commando ups, 5 toes to bar, flexed arm hang
Repeato
FRAGO. Move to bridge mission:
Stop for 10 x squats along way
10 over-and-backs at the bridge
Pigeon
10 bridge sprints (approx 80 yards each)
FRAGO: Move back to home base
Stop for low flutter x 35 along the way
FRAGO: Move to pull up bars
5 pull ups, 5 chin ups, 5 commando ups, 5 toes to bar, flexed arm hang
FRAGO: Move to launch pad
Mary
Soprano, Stromboli and Magnus led Mary
ENDEX
AFTER ACTION REPORT:
SWEET CAROLINE WAS THERE. SENSING THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF AN INTERVENTION, HE PUBLICLY PROCLAIMED THAT HE IS GOING TO QUIT FARTSACKING.
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT SOPRANO HAS HAD THE SAME PIECE OF WOOD IN THE BED OF HIS TRUCK FOR 4 WEEKS? YHC IS NOT QUESTIONING THE VALIDITY OF HIS "BUSINESS", BUT HIS NAME IS SOPRANO… JUST SAYIN'.
MANY ACTIVITIES COMING UP. PLENT OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR 2F, 3F AND SERVICE. JOIN IN WHERE AND WHEN YOU CAN.
THANKS FOR SHOWING UP AND PROVIDING IRON ON IRON. HAVE A GREAT WEEK AND MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE. AYE!
GOAT SENDS.