Act·u·ar·y Re·dux

Event Date

Mar 14, 2017


Five registered F3 members and Octoberfest turned out in the damp and cold for an actuarial beat-down.

Warm-o-rama

Windmill, Toy Soldier, IST, SSH, Wave-o-Merkin (it was beautiful)

Mosey to back of school

The Thang

CDD; run 60 yds (actuary 50-70 yd 90% confidence interval)

LBC; run 60 yds

Mtn climber; run 60 yds

Gass pumps; run 60 yds

Jump lung (really more of a alternating leg hop); run 60 yds

Merkin; run 60 yds

Squat/bounce; run 60 yds

Low flutter; run 60 yds

WW I situps; run 60 yds

Merkin; run 60 yds

Mosey to Mary-station

Mary

Mason twist, box cutters, dying cockroach, and 2 more that Q cannot recall due to oxygen deprived brain

Moleskin

  • Attempted Coup-d-Q by Grip successfully fended off after briefly seizing power by forcing mosey-to-Mary when walk was called.
  • Merits of Octoberfest serving as cultural ambassador to Mexico discussed and uniformly rejected. Mexicans have proposed a wall of their own to keep certain Americans out.
  • Q learns that Corona in Mexico costs 40% less than in America but is made with 40% more water making it 99% water.
  • Do not talk to unaccompanied Russian women around resort pool unless you can take Vlad.
  • Prayers for 911 family as they travel for Jean's father's funeral