Sad Clown Barbeque at City

Event Date

Jan 04, 2019

PAX


Warm O'Rama

Today sucked for weather.   Its raining.  (Its pouring … the old man is snoring…)

Its cold (could you please close the god damn door, I ain't payin' to heat the outside).

I worked out on my Peleton this morning in a nice dry well ventilated place (Get off my lawn you dang whippersnappers).

So I figured that I would catch up with some of the Pax who were too afraid to take a beatdown that I offered at NightRanger.

I tactically selected City Q for its location near Blackbeard (and he can add salt to his Keto friendly meals) and Calypso (wake up Calypso…)

And no one showed. 

The Main Thang

So I ate the dinner size brisket which was absolutely, positively awesome.  The side salid with Italian was restorative. Delicious greens with small tomatoes.  I still don't know what the other green things were – cucumber, maybe?  But like Mini-me's reign as Nantan, they didn't last long.  The brisket melted in your mouth like Hall Monitor's resolve to challenge Jolly to a Taco Eating Competition (Hint- step up big boy – let the agony of $84M to Kirk Cousins fuel your desire and train like a Young Rocky watching Drago kill his mentor).

It lasted on my plate as long as NC State in a tournament!  (You get the idea…)

Mary

Unless there was an actual Mary in the restaurant amongst the three other idiots out to eat on such a filthy day, then No Mary was to be had. 

The Nekked Man Moleskin

There was no mumble chatter as I don't like to talk to myself in public and didn't bring headphones to fake an important phone call and the local judges say I shouldn't heckle in public. Especially if there is a school within a 1/4 mile.