Funky Town and his Virgin Stretch

Event Date

May 08, 2019


4x Pax showed to Stretch Armstrong and 3 brought coffee.  

Funky Town broke his Stretch Armstrong cherry and posted at this AO for the first time.  He brought his M's mat, so now she will be getting a brand new one as this one has been contaminated by the out of doors.

Speaking of that, where is Evinrude and his leaf blower?  We need him to post up at least 15 minutes early to blow off the deck and let the pollen / dust settle.  Just saying. 

The Clown Car showed and took turns with the Q.  All was well but we determined that Funky Town is the least flexible person to every post to Stretch, even surpasing Ultraman's non-bendiness (it's a word now).  

So, even in Omaha's absence, the stretch must go on. 

TG sends,

Aye