"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure… than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." Theodore Roosevelt
Bottom Line Up Front (BLUF): All who sallied out had balls of fury. But Riverboat proved that he had the most furious balls of all!
Ballskin:
Jersey Boy was powered by his "special" FUEL-worthy tea.
Gnarly Goat won the 4H Club Blue Ribbon award and proudly displayed his prize winning chickens and all-natural stevia bush.
Caesar and Change-up cleaned up at the doubles table. Speaking of doubles, YHC thinks the evening should count for a 1st F event also.
Blackbeard has a nasty smash hand, just needs the table to be about 14 feet longer.
Ramrod hits a 2-handed backhand?
Boar Hog took Riverboat to a close finish.
Jersey Boy won the hard-charger award for his patented "dive and throw paddle" move. T-claps.
Singles match of the night was a quadruple deuce nail-biter between Goat and Jersey Boy.
Bagboy stayed out late, but was sure he could still meet Duvall for some leftover tapioca pudding before bed time over at The Pines.
BOLO for the next BOF in the fall. Until then, keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for your balls.