THE F3 Denver Friday Fun Run – Porta Jons, Poop and Various forms of Flatulence


12 men said enough is enough to the work week and started their weekend EARLY.

 – So much poop today. Between Dandelion's repeated downbursts to Strudel's scavenger hunt for a porta jon to running by the Water Treatment Plant

 – Mater was again upset with me for not saying hi to him.  I made it up to him with a route I knew he'd like!

 – Boucher has the brightest vest known to man but needed some assistance in the AO before launch getting it untangled

 – Fabio and GW led most of the way, getting about 8 miles to our 5

 – Gecko steals my heart by saying "Skipper you look really good this morning" before leaving the AO, no doubt a nod to my slimming physique and charming personality. He was really just referring to me being in all black like him.

 – YHC kept trying to get Coat Factory to gather on the longer cul de sacs, but my man didn't want to cut it short, putting in the work for sure.

 – Again, I never saw Shirley at the AO launch, it was only until Mile 2 where he burst out in front of everyone, obliterating hill after hill it seemed.  I had to ask GW if he was mad at us.

 – Dr. Doolittle is a bad name.  It should be Dr. Doesalot.  He does a lot.  He just doesn't say much.  Maybe Dr. Talksalittle.  Or Dr. Dontsaymuch. Or….

SKIPPER