I’m a Runner Now, Dammit

Event Date

Mar 05, 2021

AO


After we joked about carpet baggers newfound fascination with running, despite needing a hip and knee replacement, ramrod decided to take it upon himself to prematurely exaculate, by starting the work out early. I arrived exactly on time and rained that mess in immediately.

and so we exercised.

THE WARMUP

  • 20x SSH
  • 15x IST
  • 15x Toy soldier
  • 15x Slow windmill
  • 15x Long snapper
  • 15x mountain climbers
  • 10x Merkins 

THE THANG 

Two mock carpet baggers running habit, We did a four box exercise that included running in between.

Round one at the theater.

  • Mosey from Starbucks to the theater parking lot
  • Peoples chair for one minute
  • Air press in cadence
  • Bear crawl to the middle of the parking lot and back
  • People chair for one minute
  • Land the plane in cadence
  • Lunge walk to the middle of the parking lot And back
  • People chair for one minute
  • Seal clap in Cadence 

round two at the hill towards the Greenway

Partnered Dora

  • 100 Merkens
  • 200 squats
  • 300 LBC's

round three at the store formally known as pier one imports

  • Mobility moments

round four With carpet baggers weights

  • 15x weighted squats
  • ?15x curls 
  • 15x ohps 
  • 15x skull crushers
  • 15x putting it all together

8 men better prepared for their days, 642 calories burned.