15 STRONG Ox-Like men appeared on a very springy morning to start their weekend early……
– We did the McConnell Pennisula, we got spread out quite a bit with such a BIG group w/ varying paces, but we managed to all stay the course and finish together. Unlike Vortex's Sunday Rundays w/ half as many runners.
– Mater sends out a frantic last minute text that he'd be late and to not leave him, but he shows up on time
– Dandelion spends most of the run contemplating new non-F3 names for everyone. Word on the street is that Cheetah has a new nickname.
– YHC circled-back for Coat Factory, who in turn drops the hammer on McConnell leaving me on the hill. Strong stuff.
– Crabby Patty, or Grabby McPatty as Sam says, reprimands YHC for not having the HVAC brands he wants when he wants them
– TL is late joining, so the whole group has to wait to go the other direction because he would never catch up to us otherwise
– Blart/Millenial Falcon and SpitCup/Private Parts/Major Private emerge from the winter gloom to join us for some fun. I don't really know Major Private too well so frankly I'm a bit scared to say anything bad since he is a lot bigger than me.
– Strudel had zero bathroom breaks
– Shirley and YHC have a good conversation on neighborhood landscape projects
– Dr. Doolittle was super happy today. Greeting everyone with a smile and multiple fist bumps.
– Einhorn is progressing FAST. Dude is killing it lately, and he has a Birthday coming up.
– YHC was running from the back to front a lot today to herd the cats, insert additional comments HERE.
– I have spoken
SKIPPER