THE Denver Friday Fun Run – Mancapris & Porta Jons


 – Einhorn made everyone want to run behind him after wearing his M's capri tights and no shorts

 – Fabio is fully recovered from the Ultra, Big V was still acting like he ran an ultra yesterday

 – Dr. D. and Strudel must be related judging by their lack of conversation

 – Boucher was at a 157hr the ENTIRE run

 – Dandelion tried multiple times to mount us

 – We changed the ENTIRE route so that Mater could visit the toilet fairy

 – Rudolph's belt light is liked by nobody

 – ShakeWeight liked the route

I have spoken

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