THE F3 Denver Friday Fun Run – Tardiness will be dealt with swiftly


13 men warmed up on a chilly morning at the AO.  About to set-out, we hear the harmonious roar of a V8 Tundra 2 miles out…..

 – Dandy comes in hot, and late, with beanie cap on backwards

 – Passing block island on the way out of the neighborhood we see a familiar white Ford go by, circle back for a very tardy Major Privates.

 – Tommy Lee expressed that if he was ever that late to a run that he would just do a "On my own" run.

 – 15 strong now, we did Governor's and Covington East route

 – Dr. D and Mully hard committed to a full marathon at Oak Island fresh off of their half marathon efforts.  Hard core!

 – Mater expressed his desire to bring the Fun back into the Fun Run and to do a 10:30 pace which we obliged.  For .10 miles

 – Big V was marketing housing ideas for Oak Island.  I hear Einhorn claimed the top bunk and has a local tattoo artist lined up for the occasion.

 – We finally found someone willing to actually dress even darker than Gecko, as TL rocked a head to toe black ensemble

 – Shirley gave us an in-depth, no holds barred look into how he readies the cockpit for takeoff.  Deftly untangling his reflective vest with a precision that definitely exuded confidence.

 – Strudel's stomach was back to normal.  Although he still acts like he is eating sunflower seeds during the fun.

 – Crabby Patty ran too far in front of me to hear any banter

 – ShakeWeight said that the run was too easy, and said that he would HC for Sunday Runday

 – Rudolph was cold

 – I have spoken

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