No Jobe-ing, was it even a Q?

As many philosophers Have pondered the question: “just the tip, does it even count?”

 

So true Is the deep question in regards to Qing DragonSlayer: is it really a Q @Dragonslayer if there was no Jobe-ing?

 

I believe it’s a fair question ask. So In pondering this question before my Q, I thought long and hard about how I can make myself throw up. I came to the conclusion that the best way would be nonstop work combined with too much running and too many mericans…. Oh, and Burpee‘s.

 

So I created a torturous wheel, And told swingstate about it. He was obviously scared and did not show up. Probably because Jobe-ing doesn’t fit his brand.

 

I then posted a warning on Twitter which appeared to also scare Kosar. So that’s two men down before we even started.

 

What a beautiful gloom we had Come 5:30 in the morning. The foliage was so beautiful that cherrybomb decided to water the flowers before the rest showed. Or, he was just so scared, I made him have to tinkle.

 

The crew then arrived, rolling 7 deep. Auto informed me that all Burpee’s and Mercans in the Lake Norman area had been used up yesterday. Luckily I had a few more shipped in via an Amazon delivery man last night.

 

The warm up was a mosey and then the fun.

For pain stations with approximately a half mile running in between each.

 

1. 10 burpees , 20 LBCs x 5sets
2. 10 KB swings, 15 ww2 x 5 sets
3. 100 mericans 
4. 5 pull ups , 10 squats x 10 sets

 

With a goal of two cycles. The great DonHolio

And Frodo were absent so we all only made it through 1.25 rounds-ish. 

 

We finished with a few minutes of Mary. What should my wondering eyes appear, rolling in at 6:15 was the great Kosar. Dressed in shorts and sandals. I thought about us making him do the work out in his sandals while we all got after him. But alas, I had to go to work. It was probably good that Kosar showed up after we were done, we would’ve made me Jobe all over the place if he was there for the work out.

 

Unfortunately no Jobe-ing occurred. 

 

My big take homes:

1. Tugs and slingshot Ran a standard before. I’m kind of offended. I guess I need to make the work out harder next time. More pain, more fear.
2. I think Cherry bomb complained a little bit about the Mericans. Are his pecs getting smaller and making him not love chest workouts? 
3. Enron does not love hipster baby names. Random comment. But a diatribe was had. Let it be known, if you have a hipster baby name, Enron hates you and your kid.
4. Auto appeared to be taking it easy today. If there’s one thing I know, Auto kicks my ass on all things F3. Most likely he has a weak stomach when it comes to people throwing up and didn’t want to push me to that level.
5. Turncoat has been getting after the toughest of tough F3 gatherings lately. I pretty much think he’s going to have a shirt off more than popcorn over the next few months. Obviously just to show off the physique.
6. Kosar made an appearance. Better late than never. Always good to see my man. Even if he was too afraid to do the work out. I’ll take what I can get.

As always it was an honor earning the sunrise with my Homies.

 

#LFG

 

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