Today is a day many will forget, but even more will fail to remember. Like Duvall, we don't know where we will be next year, next month, or even next week, but we do know we won't be at halflife. The time has come to say goodbye, mostly because we couldn't figure out how to move it from Wednesday to Thursday on the calendar. So with much deliberation and executive council senior leadership team review, the decision has been made to cancel halflife indefinitely, or definitely, ir until someone wants to use the hashtag again.
But, like that last chicken nugget that fell out of the container and sits alone in the bottom of the Wendy's bag, this day is not lost forever! With the overwhelming support of the Nantan Preeminent Society of Chairmen and ordained by the power invested in us by the Incogs Elite (TM) we bring to you a new Thursday workout that is open to allish men, occurs most of the time probably, has one leader and one leader only with zero rotation or input welcomed and ends with a circular cup of coffee. This workout will be named Caboose! (Pause for effect) Yes, it will launch from a caboose every Thursday (*subject to change without warning) and will start with a fast warmup mile and then pretty much fizzle out. I hope that everyone but Tantrum shows up, because anything over 10min per mile will not be accepted for liability and bordem reasons.
oh, and thanks BEP, for that whole inviting me thing. Which brings me to my final point, if you have seen a decent runner who seems fairly polite walking around in a hoodie and basketball shorts, please return him to the Incogs. We feel that he may being held against his will. He probably doesn't even realize it yet, but he's kinda slow like that. Thanks in advance and Argh!