A tale of 4 standards


11 showed up to crush The Vern at FKT, here’s their story:

0500

Mr. Holland and Jobe leave for the alternate standard.

0502

YHC also leaves for the alternate standard.

0510

Frodo leaves for the standard standard.

0520

Core standard with attractive Peleton lady.

0530

Pax crush the standard Vern.
 

The Thang

The standard Vern round goes like this:

  • 10 pullups
  • Run to the benches and do 20 dips
  • Run a lap around the parking lot
  • 25 Merkins
  • Run another lap
  • 30 LBCs
  • Run another lap
     

Moleskin

  • Possum has been out to 2 FKTs in a row, which means he’s a regular. So if you want to see him on a Tuesday, you know where he’ll be.
  • HSB answered the call and crushed it today. Glad to have you out!
  • Smokey cares about Birkdale and the planet.
  • It was so hot, Enron peed himself.
  • Noticeably absent: CherryBomb, Popcorn, HotBox, AM-PM
  • There will be a GoFundMe soon for Swingstate to buy a weighted tutu and ankle weights to slow him down. Keep an eye out for the “Save our pride fund”.
  • There are a lot of standards going on but the, hotly contested, core standard is definitely a thing now. Perhaps we can come to a compromise so everyone can standard together? This is also so that I don’t get assaulted by Frodo again.
  • Thanks to DonHo and Frodo for the opportunity to lead this great group of guys.

Peace and love,

Slingshot