More Core, Stretch and More

Event Date

Aug 02, 2022

AO


Four of Mountain Islands finest came out for More, Core and Stretch. It was a strappingly good time. 

 

Moleskine 

-We had a traveling dignitary in the house this morning. 911/Yosef blessed us with his presence while on a brief sabbatical from his mission trip in London 

-Twas a rather Dark morning this am, could even see some stars in the celestial heavens

-Beware of the scrotal vice grip that is akin to a scissors hold. Extended periods in this position may cause the dreaded but rhyming medical malady known as gangrenous penis

-911 is proselytizing to the Arab community in Londons Hyde Park and is truly doing the Lords work

-Some helpful advice was shared while on his mission trip. 1) Make sure you continue to stretch, 2) if anybody mentions Jihad or Holy War, run fast and run low

-The bed in his apartment flat comes to “mid-calf”

-Part of the program encourages abstinence from alcohol. 

-Overheard during the workout: “Wow”

-Holy flutter

-Great work fellas!!!