Five fellas came out to Cobalt for some stretching, coreing and moreing
Moleskine:
- Key FOB Fail:
- Q took wifey’s car to the workout and the Key Fob did not work to open the tennis courts
- Q then makes a distress call to 911 who brings along his key FOB, which also does not work
- Schwinn has had recent Key FOB issues accessing the boat storage due to his apparent squatter status. A sternly worded email to the HOA management company is pending
- Pax rationalization is that perhaps the Key FOB powers to be have seen some of the leaked footage from prior workouts whcih may have violated our high community standards of decency
- After all of that, we ended up audibilning to the parking lot
- Surprisingly enough, the Key FOB’s actually worked when we tried them again after the workout (hat tip to 911), so the assumed neighborhood strategy of limiting neighborhood pickle-balling before 6am looks to be effective
- Football:
- Not sure if everybody saw the news, but Penn State murdered Auburn this past weekend, and there are rightful concerns expressed about a bachelor’s degree from this institution being devalued. The word from campus is that a bunch of old, white Penn State guys were roaming around the campus, which is way different than when the parents visit
- Buffalo Bills are the class of the NFL. Yeah, I said it
- The expected defeat on the field at the hands of the number 1 ranked college football team does not dampen the family football fun to be had whilst tailgating. Said another way, try as you might, you shall never dull my sparkle
- The Gamecocks start a new rivalry this weekend with the Charlotte 49’ers. We shall see how many UNC-CLT alumni make the trip
- Any legitimate and self-respecting fantasy football league manager should allow for an IR roster spot
- The timed ab segment featured the oblique’s today, and it was on fire
- Great work fellas!