YHC presented a brief disclaimer and practically begged the PAX to keep #mumblechatter "clean and wholesome" but this morning's NMP workout was peppered with the kind of vulgarity that would make even Dave Chappelle blush. Sure the PAX got their heart rate elevated by the guaranteed 2 miles around the park, sure YHC mixed in some merkins, dips, burpees, and even provided a few mobility moments, but the disgusting and downright offensive comments called out this morning would make a Monday night episode of "The Bachelorette" seem R-rated. Here's the worst part of the morning…the PAX chose a truly wholesome show like the Brady Bunch and began to make crude and downright disgusting comments about the obvious romance which developed between Sam the Butcher and Alice the Maid. Here are two of the most beloved and iconic characters of 70's TV being slandered with the most vile innuendos imaginable. Sure Alice and Sam probably had some romance after hours in the butcher shop. Sure they probably found a few "hiding" places in the Brady home while Mike and Carol were taking a stroll around the block, but the graphic details of what the PAX described this morning are too offensive to even be published in one of those steamy romance novels.
And let YHC close with this. It's clear who started this nonsense and it won't soon be forgotten. Penalties will be paid next time YHC has the Q at Viking.
The only uplifting thing that came out this morning was a reflection from Hippie about how we all need to stop chasing things that are shiny and new and consider chasing things bigger than us.
No more comments please about Sam the Butcher and Alice the Maid.
YHC WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS. THE ONLY MAN WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS THE ROMANTIC TENSION BETWEEN SAM AND ALICE IS OUR VERY OWN GNARLY GOAT AS HE SO ELOQUENTLY DESCRIBES IN THIS VIDEO.
ENJOY.