5 savages circled the wagons and despite being on the warpath with different tribes, they buried the hatchet. Here is their oral history.

Run 1/2 mile to David Kenney Farm. Hold your banana…show to know.

Run 1-1/2 mile to Norman Island Bridge (just to it…not across it…not even on it). Burpees, hold your banana, Freddie Mercuries, recover, on your 6, high pickle pounder, hip dip right, hip dip left.

Run 1 mile to Elevation church. 50 WW2s, hold your banana, recover, on your 6, pretzel left, pretzel right.

Run 1 mile back to launch.

Not a single pull up was done (sorry Stray).

Moleskin

Sarcasm just hits different. Frodo’s is like a warm blanket. Auto’s is like a donkey kick to the nuts. Love you guys, even though the GB’s have completely disbanded due to Incog-level infighting.

Stray’s on track for the 2023 transformation award. If he devotes as much energy to running and pullups as he does to arguing on Twitter with Big Mean, he’s a shoe in.

Swing State HCed for a 50k in California the last weekend of April.

My sincerest heartfelt thanks to my brothers in the gloom. Chase your dream.