Breaking a sweat at Emmaus?
FNG-1 is Ben
Warmorama:
SSH
IST
Long snappers
Slow windmill
Toy Soldiers
Mountain Climbers
The Thang:
As we headed to the Dick’s parking lot:
Inch worms
Bear crawls
Walking lunges
Suicides (Dicks’ parking lot):
Starting at far side with 25-20-15-10-5 Dips (on curb)
Dora (movie theatre lot):
100: Merkins
200: Supposed to be LBC’s, but the smarter and wiser Pax made a unilateral decision to make this 200 squats instead of 300 (smart move)
300: Squats LBC’s
The Pax demanded more arms, so I added incline merkins on the curb with people’s chair on the wall and some land the plane and touch them heels.
Mosey back to launch for some mobility on the turf.
Because the Pax demanded a gentlemen’s workout and I’m a Q who cares, we ended 5 minutes early.
Moleskin:
Nice meeting Ben and thanks to Red October for EH’ing him. Ben did great today and I hope to see him out again soon.
The mumblechatter was thick with this group, but YHC pushed through, and the Pax all rejoiced at “being the first time to break a sweat at Emmaus,” as stated by Gambini. Crocs strongly endorses Hippie for Town Board and no one else (everyone should vote for Gambini and Hippie!).
Thanks to the Pax for the opportunity to lead and for pushing through.
Until next time…
– Drebin
Crocs needs some new material, his jokes are not funny and very hurtful and not funny.
I’m sorry that he violated your safe space!