Weird Kangaroo Trivia

A memorable Fission – one of those workouts where if you just came for the ridiculous mumblechatter and coffeeteria it would certainly be worthwhile. The workout was hopefully just a bonus to start the day for YHC and 9 others for the field trip to Mt. Zion. After a brief disclaimer, YHC and 9 other Joey’s would make a lap around the Harris Teeter parking lot, ending in the back for a brief warm-a-rama. Then it was off to Mt. Zion with what YHC had hoped to be a very slow mosey, however Waffle and Hollywood seemed to have other plans, setting the pace at a much faster clip than expected (thanks fellas, needed the extra cardio). Two circuits of ladders would be performed on the holy grounds of Mt. Zion. Circuit 1: A descending ladder (10,8,6,4,2) of WWII’s would be performed with alternating laps around the church. Circuit 2: ascending and descending ladders of air squats and dry docks would be performed at the steps of the church. Mobility moments and burpees were sprinkled in throughout the beatdown.

FNG 1 is newly named TumbleWeed

At one of the stops on our way back to the starting line, it started to get weird, I mean really weird. YHC heard some mumblechatter about animals upon which threw out a random animal trivia question which if answered correctly, PAX would avoid 20 burpees. What 2014 highly unusual discovery was made about female kangaroos? Confident that none of the PAX would be able to get the answer, YHC got a little nervous when MacBeth’s guess came awfully close but not quite correct. MacBeth proposed “Female Kanagroos Have 3 Nipples”. YHC told the PAX this was really close but still certain no one would get the answer correct. 2 sets of 10 burpees would later be performed by the PAX to pay the debt of the lack of weird female kangaroo trivia knowledge.

At the close of the workout, YHC offered up the answer. Admittedly it’s not common knowledge that kangaroos have 3 vaginas but 9 other PAX got schooled in kangaroo anatomy. YHC offered free coffee to the best triple vaginal joke about female kangaroos. Hands down BagBoy won the prize with the following R-rated kangaroo joke: It was something like this: “What did the femaale kangaroo say to the male kangaroo after the exhaused male thought he was done mating?” “You’re only a third of the way there” BagBoy got his free coffee to start the day and our beatdown came to a close.

Shoutouts to Canuck, AirStream, and Bagboy for taking on the Mt. Afton Challenge on Saturday which brings awareness to suicide. BagBoy will be carrying the Chicken Little Shovel Flag during the event.

Great discussion at coffeeteria about kangaroo vaginas, old SNL skits, Mickey Rourke Movies and other nonsense.

You can’t make this stuff up about this crazy cultish behavior.

Humbly in Christ
Possum

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