This BB is based on actual events with some details modified for dramatic purposes.
Mulligan was signed up for the Q on the calendar but in the PB did mention he wasn’t feeling well just in case he didn’t make it to the gloom. YHC has since reached out to check on him. He’ll return to the gloom very soon.
So as the 9 pax gathered beside the recently closed-down Starbucks (closed down following a protest over high prices and unnecessarily difficult drink size descriptors) we first began to realize the multiple Banger-virgins, YHC included. Joining me for their memorable firsts were Toby and Cubicle. Cubicle had his dog join him, so that’s interesting and Cubicle showed early signs of liking it rough while his pooch did not. Toby is likely to be sore tomorrow.
After welcoming the newbies it became apparent that our Q would not make it. With a lack of leadership present YHC sprang into action. Pax who were about to depart and head to Cauldron in search of miles and fitness were assured by YHC that their dreams of this steamy Friday morning could still be met.
Strangely, all pax in attendance were wearing brand-new, white running shoes. YHC knew this would be an issue given the usual Banger route and the recent weather, and so with no hesitation YHC made the decision alone to protect the shoes and the integrity of the AO and with photographic satellite memory YHC plotted a dry route in my head but one also with challenging hills.
And so we were off. YHC took the lead and circled back numerous times for the MQ and others. Toby, Tuffy and Tammy Faye were right on my heels pushing the pace until YHC asked them to dial it back enough for the rest of the pax to catch up and enjoy the run.
The lore of the 4-Banger is that there would be 4 Banging stations along the 4 mile route. YHC planned an excellent route and in an attempt to develop the leadership skills of those around me, YHC offered to let Jaws, Tantrum and Cubicle pick the Banging spots. These are good pax but have much to learn as there was no rhyme or reason as to when or where the mosey would be stopped for Banging. But still, for learning and development we did stop where Jaws/Tantrum/Cubicle needed the rest.
We would finish the route with the very last footstep taken to reach the original launch point with no need for finding additional strides to reach the desired 4 miles. All pax were grateful and in awe of such a masterful plan when a plan was needed.
The Moleskine:
Andy additional factual events can be added here.
This seems to be an accurate depiction. I wish we wouldn’t have gotten so far ahead of the others. I’ll need to dial it back next time.
Toby, nothing can hold you back.
Thanks for letting the guy with bad knees participate!
#IWasThe6
Accurate, perhaps not, but I certainly appreciate it as a well written BB