We rolled in rain puddles and then berated Hippie


9 Pax enjoyed the moist gloom this morning at Berean. Here’s what happened:


Welcome/Disclaimer

Warmarama at Base/Checkpoint 1 (IC):

-Slow Wind Mill x10

-Imperial Storm Trooper x15 (30)

-Toy Soldier x15 (30)

-‘Lil Professor/Long Snapper/Slippery Dip Can/Dwight Schrute/Carrot Puller x15


Mosey to Checkpoint 2

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

Inclined merkins x15 (30)

Dips x20 (40)


Mosey to Checkpoint 3

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

Crunchy frog x20 (40)

Slow deep squats x20 (20)


Mosey to Checkpoint 4

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

Freddy Mercury x20 (40)

Pretzel crunch x10 each leg (40)

MH x15 (30)


Mosey to Checkpoint 5

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

Hello Dolly x20 (40)

Rosalita x20 (40)


Mosey to Checkpoint 6

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

Low flutter x20 (40)

Reverse Lbc x20 (20)

-Arm circles. Each Pax would do a 10 count of continuous circles and not stop until the last Pax in the circle finished his 10 count:

-Small circles

-Large circles

-Alternate swimming arm circles


Mosey to Checkpoint 7

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

WWII c20 (20)

Pillow talk x20 each side (80)

Praying mantis x20 (40)


Mosey back to Base/Checkpoint 1

Merkinators (5 diamond/5 regular/5 wide Merkins) x15 OYO (15)

SSH x20 (40)

Jackknife lbc x20 each leg (80)

Suzanne Somers x20 each side (80)

James Bond x5 plus one 10 count hold (6)


Recover, Recover


Moleskin:

Einstein, Shaken Not Stirred, Outlaw, Soprano, Airstream, Gnarly Goat, Thug, and Stromboli all crushed to today. It should be noted that no one melted due to the mild rain. However, we did more SSH and Merkins than any reasonable man should do, but we’re all better for it. We weren’t afraid to get wet and roll around on the ground. No one complained and everyone got it done in the gloom. As other AO’s showed for Coffeteria, Hippie seemed to be berated. YHC, however, didn’t participate in such shenanigans. Thanks for lending me the keys to your AO Goat. It was an honor to post with these hard chargers today.


COT/Prayer Requests/Namarama/Coffeeteria

Prayers:

-S’mores battle for his life in the hospital. Pray for his recovery and for his family during this challenging time.

-Unspoken requests in all circles.


Reminder:

The F3 mission statement is “to plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership”. 

F3 5 Core Principles:

Workouts …

  • Are free of charge
  • Are open to all men
  • Are held outdoors, rain or shine, heat or cold
  • Are led by men who participate in the workout in a rotating fashion, with no training or certification necessary
  • End with a Circle of Trust

There are plenty of Q slots at all AO’s. Please sign up. For new Pax, volunteer to lead/Q (we’ll help you co-Q). For you seasoned guys, sign up for some Q’s.

Invite a FNG or brother you haven’t seen in a while who’s a Kotter. Invite that #just1 who needs you more than you know (an invitation is a powerful thing brothers). If none of those work for you, just show up. No one will be left behind, but it all starts with the discipline to take one.


Until next time…

(aka Tobra Commander, Tobra Kai, Tobi-Wan, Teletoby, Tobias, Tobadia, “Toe”bee, TobyMac, Tob-lerone, TOB-the-wet-sprocket, Mr TOBoto, etc.)