We may be slow, but we are NOT smart


FNG-1 = Lowes Foods Produce Manager

BB title credit goes to Tammy Faye in response to getting lost with Beave and Tuffy.

Annual Ghost Q happened… again. The Q didn’t show up…again. Instead, some Lowes Foods Produce Manager with a big red scraggly beard showed up. Understandably, it got awkward between him and Ichabod.

  • 0 pax died on Ranson
  • 3 pax got lost, as previously mentioned
  • 3 groups of pax got scared thanks to Lowes Foods Product Manager and Enron

Coffee at Lowes was the best. Coffee at Sbux was mediocre, according to reports.