A Feature Film about the Hills of ‘Merica


4 Pax did an early ruck standard (at least 3 had weight in their rucks)

1 Pax (YHC) did a short sad clown run standard for 2 miles

Warm-O-Rama

Circle the parking lot with High Knees and Butt Kickers

COP:

SSH x 25 IC

IST x 15 IC

Cotton Pickers x 10 IC

Mountain Climbers x 15 IC

The Thang:

Mosey to the Hill by the pond leading to the Greenway

5 Squats at the bottom, 15 Merkins at the top – Increase/Decrease by 1 until 15 Squats, 5 Merkins

Mosey to Parking Ramp by Zoe's

Bear Crawl to Top, 15 CDDs, Run around and down the steps, plank for the 6

Lunge Walk to Top, 30 Apolo Ohnos (15 per side), Run around and down the steps, plank for the 6

Quadraphelia to Top, 10 Burpees, Run around and down the steps, plank for the 6

Merkins x 10 IC

Repeato Bear Crawl, CDDs

Merkins x 10 IC

Mosey to Fountain for Mary (and other stuff)

Slow Squats x 15 IC

Mary:

Low Flutter x 50 IC 

WWII Situp x 20 OYO

Breakdancer x 10 IC (Deep Dish)

Slow Merkins x 10 (Landline)

Naked Man Moleskin:

There was lots of Mumble Chatter about running the long hill by the Greenway.  In Toxic's words "This is just stupid".  Unfortunately, I have to ruck a mountain in a month, so you guys got to be part of that practice.

Toxic really wanted us to Walk Crab up the parking ramp.  Fortunately for everyone, I've done that before and it is impossible.

Jersey Boy didn't seem to be phased by the workout and kept adding his own Merkins (so we added more sets of Merkins as well).

I wasn't really planning on doing 50 Low Flutters, but Goat keep cheering to keep going.  I think he and I are the only pax who did the last 20.

I knew Landline woudn't disappoint with the slow Merkins to finish.  160 total.

Thanks to Magnus for taking us out and thanks to Deep Dish for allowing me to lead this group.