Responding to a severe pre-blast Twitter-taunt, 24 hard-chargers sallied forth on a beautiful January morning to continue following the star (or in this case following a goat) in YET ANOTHER 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS-themed beating to acknowledge that we are still on the journey. As Nitestick opined, those wise men need to light a fire in their giddy-up!
THE Journey toward the Epiphany went something like this:
Front-leaning rest for muster, instruction and inspection. 20 good Americans.
Mosey to CoP for
20 x ssh
10 x windmill
20 x IST
20 x gay sailors aka toy soldier
Now commence the Epiphany with pain administered in 12-days style:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 1 burpee burping.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 2 pull-ups pulling.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 3 toes to bar
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 4 American Thors in cadence
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me … 5 Americans in cadence
(pax are now yawning)
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 6 40-yard sprints (on snap, Sh*% just got real… pax are now doing the math in their heads).
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 7 squattys squatting
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 8 funny wall-ups
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 9 overhead blocky presses
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 10 blocky skully crushers
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me… 11 monkey humpers
MOLESKINE:
1. Special Sauce's quote on the sixth day of Christmas: "There it is." Yep.
2. We were like the wise men today… we wandered around in the holy land.
3. Welcome to fng Todd. Cmon back for more good livin'.
4. Mumblechatter pros were on hand today. Kingfish. Smores. Metallia. Blackbeard. Nitestick. It was a sick line-up of starters with a deep bench.
5. Kosar shot a single-leg takedown to the wall. The wall appeared non-plussed and put him on his back. Next time Kosar!
6. The Honorable Srappy still has most honorable wheels. I expect the cases in his court will proceed quickly. Maybe someday we will get to see Kingfish argue in front of Scrappy? It would be worth a trip to the courthouse to see Kingfish held in contempt!
7. Nitestick is getting a haircut today at a place called Ramona's Soul Shack and Jherri Curl Emporium.
8. Hippie is expecting everyone in the pool next week. He'll be waiting in the deep end. At the bottom. Someone bring him up when you find him there.
9. Tclaps to TopGun for establishing a comm link to Waterbean to advise them they were about to be overrun by gringo forces.
10. Tclaps to local religious historian and Parrish strong-man Blackbeard for reminding YHC that we are only on the eleventh day of Chritmas, and that we should end there for propriety's sake.
Good morning gents. Thanks for coming out for the first Saturday workout of 2019. Iron sharpens Iron. AYE.
Gnarly Goat sends.