Another Gnarly Goat Retirement


16 gliterati attended the inauguration of Goodlife as the new Master of Ceremonies (MQ) of Hollywood, and ANOTHER retirement for the Goat of GOATS, including 3 former MQs.  Notably absent today was Holiday, believed to be due to his still challenging the results of this peaceful transfer of power.  Speculation has it that he left in the middle of the night, and traveled to Mar-a-lago.

Fortunately, there was no incitement on his part to wreck havoc on this transition.  YHC did that all on his own!!!

This was the first time that i have actually pre-planned, and printed a winkie for a Q in years, and it will probably be the last time given the amount of ridicule and mumblechatter that i received!

 

Warm-a-rama:

  • Mosey to Dick's
  • Mountain Climbers x10 IC – watch out for the car!
  • Dwight Schrutes x10 IC
  • Windmill x10 IC

 

The Thang:

  • 5 Walk the Elbow Planks
  • 6 Toxic Dry Docks IC
  • 7 Praying Mantis IC
  • 8 Monkey Humpers IC
  • 9 Elevated Touch Them Heals IC
  • 10 Wall Presses (each arm)
  • 11 Dot the "i"s 
  • 12 Mericans
  • Run to the back of the parking lot and back
  • Repeato x10 (?)

 

Mary:

  • Green Sally for 2 mins

 

Moleskin:

  • The sanctimony and elitest attitude dripping from the Hollywood royalty was on full display today.  Fortunately, i had music (ranging from Black Sabbath to N'Sync), and many years of experience to block out their heckling.
  • It was good to see many of the Hollywood OGs, including Shaken, Hippie, Omega, Riverboat, and Oyster out today.
  • Thanks to G2 for his service as MQ, and welcome Goodlife to the silver screen.  You've got some big shoes to fill (actually, i think they're size 9), but we look forward to your youth and energy leading one of the greatest AO's in all of F3.