Avoiding FiA

“FNGs” Include 2.0s Stars and Stripes as well as newly-named Mr. Hand.BEP gets credit for his attendance even though he was mostly hanging out with FiA (or running around the AO). Welcome back from the IR brother.14 men emerged from the fartsack to find FiA LKN had taken over our AO. Luckily, we are more creative and can use the entire AO. So, we left them to their small corner and moved on. In all seriousness, happy 5-year anniversary to the region. YHC had a roughly-framed beatdown planned, but I also encouraged Mumble chatter. What I didn’t expect was the pax actually making the workout worse with their relentless interjections. This is how it went down:Mosey to the bus lot for warmorama: SSHs,ISTs, Mericans, MTN Climbers, Toy Soldiers, Windmill, Slow Squats. Mosey to the loading dock wall for People’s Chair, then heel touches in cadence. Balls to the Wall while half the pax count to 10 in sequence. Back to People’s Chair for cross body wall touches (to keep the focus off your legs). Back to Balls to the Wall for the remainder of the pax 10-count (I called RECOVER before the last pax, sorry Elmer’s)Mosey to the rock pile and pick a medium-sized rock that will travel a little (not everyone heeded the warning). We took a tour of the light poles in the main parking lot. Zamperini along the way and stopping at each light pole rotating through curls, squats, Mericans and WW2 Sit-ups adding 1 repetition each stop.First pole: 1 Curl in cadence (Hi-Curls since we were near FiA and YHC listens)Second pole: 2 Rock Squats in cadenceThird: 3 Mericans in cadenceFourth: 4 WW2 Sit Ups with rocksFifth: 5 curls in cadence…and so on, and so on, etc, etc.There are 21 light poles, WHEW! We had to change the Mericans to single count along the way because YHC listens…to his own struggle.Speaking of listening, I heard some things along the way like, “We haven’t done the Pinky Pie in a while.” and “9-Lives doesn’t care about our triceps.” As well as “There’s a 50/50 chance we go to the ridge wall when 9-Lives is the Q.” So, halfway through the light pole tour, we went to the ridge wall for Pinkie Pies. Whilst performing, I heard someone say, “I bet we won’t go to 10 reps” so we went to 10 reps. #ListeningAfter returning the rocks, we had to find a comfortable shady area for MARY since our usual spot was occupado by our feminine counterparts as mentioned above.MARY: Dying Cockroach, Pretzyl Crunch, 100s, Flutter Kicks with some 3-second Airborne Mindbenders thrown (as suggested by further Mumble chatter)RECOVER, RECOVER 1-minute early, so we could beat FiA to NY Bagel.fin