B&E @ HT

Event Date

Nov 23, 2019


According to the testimony, this is how it shook out:

0703: Run around the Riverbend Village southern most outparcels and proceed to trespass into an unoccupied patio:

  • SSH x 25
  • TS x 15
  • IST x 15
  • Mericans x 10

The 4 suspects proceed down Smith Farm Rd and into Valley Walk Drive.  On the Corning Corporation campus:

  • Incline x 10, Dips x 10, L & R Step Ups x 10 on Corning eastern wall feature
  • Burpee/Squat 11s on Corning stairs to back entrance  

Escaped to apartment townhomes and hid in the 3500 apartment building alcove:

  • Air chair with giggles and chatter

Evaded and proceeded down Corning Pl to front entrance architecture feature of the Corning building

  • Dips x 10

0745: Continued on foot to south outparcel containing the Johnny Brusco establishment.  Proceed to trespass into neighboring dry unoccupied patio for "Mary":

  • LF x 20
  • Leg Lift Crunch
  • Leg press
  • Bicycle

Moleskine:

  • New venue, new sites, new opportunities.  the drizzly morning didn't stop the excitement of scoping out the new AO.  No cops, no security guards, just a jaunt through the new Riverbend Village.
  • 2.5+ miles according to the watch…
  • 300 lobsters served on Wednesday.  Didn't realize there are that many lobster fans in MIL.
  • What do you do if you don't know where to park at Corning?  Ask your mother, of course.
  • With my youngest being 12 already, the latest in birthing rituals includes a "poof gun" during a "gender reveal" party.  Wow!  The DIY version of a poof gun somehow googles to the same instructions for a pipe bomb.
  • Gram scales are now sold at Lowes.  They are waiting for legalization, or just simply #OG.
  • Join the petition drive for HT to build an upstairs lounge/bar addition.
  • Great way to start the busy weekend.  Always an honor to lead fine gentlemen!