In a really bizarre and strange twist of events early Thursday morning before the sun even began to rise, our very own Canuck was secretly doing a standard before our normal 530AM launch time. It was not the kind of standard that Cousin Eddie normally does at Fission but the kind of standard that only astronomers can appreciate. Canuck's fascination with star gazing and identifying nearly every object in the solar system from "The Big Dipper" to "Orion's Belt" to the 7 major constellations Ursa Major, Cassiopeia, Orion, Canis Major, Centaurus, Crux, and Carina has been enthralling the PAX all year. But there is 1 single planet that is near synonomous with Fission and that's "URANUS". It's the one planet that Canuck rarely identifies during early morning Fission workouts and YHC has never understood why. The secret was revealed Thursday morning during coffeeteria at roughly 6:46AM when a fifty-something year old woman approached our coffee-sipping PAX and boldly handed Canuck a Dunkin' Donut bag, it's contents completely hidden and mysterious. The woman (whom we'll keep anonymous for her own protection and privacy) we'll call "Barbara", handed Canuck the bag and said, "Hey Bill, I think you left this here this morning." All 8 PAX who were at coffeeteria were in total suspense as Canuck opened the bag to reveal what was inside. Canuck would later share and apologetically admit, that his only reason for attending Fission workouts all year was to secretly study the single planet which has been the fascination of most of the world-renowned astronmers for generations and the 1 and only spot in North American which provided the clearest glimpse of Uranus between 545am-615am. His new book "Secrets of Uranus" will be coming soon as he's been proof-reading the draft version with a publisher on a weekly basis before Fission begins.
Canuck, Waffle House, Hollywood and YHC covered 2+ miles with pain stations sprinkled in and reps of 7 of various exercises were done to honor our 7th planet, Uranus. We barely missed Bijioux who was only a minute late and thought we were at Mt. Zion. Sorry for the mix up Bijioux
4 PAX from IPC were at coffeeteria, Omega, Shaken, Cobra Kai and Cousin Eddie. We continued our jokes about Sam the Butcher and the clear casing butchers typically use to stuff their sausage. This prompted Cobra Kai to talk about things in his former life which can't be repeated in this BB LMAO
HUGE THANKS TO OUR HOPE HOUSE HEROES JERSEY BOY AND OLIVE FOR SPENDING AN ENTIRE DAY ON TUESDAY HELPING MOVE A RESIDENT TO A NEW HOME
Humbly in Christ,
Possum
