Chuck Norris Day 2017

Event Date

Mar 11, 2017


Run to front park: ssh x 25, TS x 15, IST x 15, One Arm Pushup x 5 L, 5 R
A Bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
 
Run to front lot: diamond pushups x 10, squats x 10, Seal Situps x 10
Chuck Norris can start a car by connecting jumper cables to his nipples.
 
Run to top triangle : mike tyson x 10, ccd x 10, walk lunges x 10
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
 
Run to bottom triangle : mike tyson x 10, can opener x 10
Chuck Norris wrote the word "violence" for a math test, since violence solves everything. 
 
Run to bottom park: The Main Event – Arm Wrestling!
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.  He holds air hostage.
Natty Lite +          
  + Natty Lite +      
Arizona +   |      
      + Natty Lite +  
Mayhem +   |   |  
  + Grip +   |  
Grip +       |  
          + 911
          |  
Mayhem +       |  
  + 911 +   |  
911 +   |   |  
      + 911 +  
Double Double +   |      
  + Double Double +      
Arizona +          
 
Mary: Low Flutter, Box Cutter, Dying Cockroach
 
Moleskine:
  • ?I don't remember everything with this workout so this is the best approximation.  What really matters is 911 is the reigning champion for 2017!  Your belt is coming later.
  • Thanks to Mayhem for hanging with the Mountain Islanders…  He had a trunk full of shoes to take to the mission.  Great work!
  • Thank you Natty Lite for the countless hours of research (at work?) for the Chuck Norris facts.
  • Happy Birthday to the real Chuck Norris who turned 77!