Cinco De Mayo Doesn’t Make For a Good WarmUp


FNG-1= D Squared 

8:30pm YHC realzies the Q is open for today and decides to be the solution to such a "problem" 

5:29 Pax roll in 
5:30 We begin 

Warm-Up: 

  • SSH-5-IC 
  • TS-5-IC 
  • GM-5-IC 
  • EST-5-IC 
  • WM-5-IC 
  • CHS-5-IC 
  • Right / Left and flapjack 
  • Down the Middle 
  • Arm Circles in every direction 

mosey to the track for THE THANG: 

  • 5 Laps Around the track: 
    • Mosey the turns 
    • Sprint the straight aways 
      • Corner One: 5 Burpees 
      • Corner Two: 5 Lunges(2 is 1) 
      • Corner Three: 5 Merkins 
      • Corner Four: Squats 
  • Stair Sprints x5 

Mary: 

  • Community Abs: 
    • ?D-Squared: WW1-5-IC 
    • Crabby Patty: American Hammers-5-IC 
    • Sparrow: Shoulder Taps-5-IC 
    • Thrift Shop: LBCs-5ish…-IC kinda…
    • ThunderClub: Freddie Mercury's-5-IC 
    • Bertha: Pretzel Crunches-5-IC and Flapjack 
    • Clark: Dr. W's-5-IC 
    • YHC: Dying Cocroach-5-IC 
  • Repeado x3 

Recover Recover

Reflection: 

17 But the Lord stood by me and strengthened me, so that through me the message might be fully proclaimed and all the Gentiles might hear it. So I was rescued from the lion's mouth. 2 Tim 4:17

Mumble Chatter: 

  • Prayers up for Mater and the entire Landrum Family 
  • Prayers to Broke, Zippy, Hefty, and all of our wounded PAX 

 

  • Thrift Shop tried some special Cinco De Mayo cadence in Mary and it did NOT land with the PAX 
  • All PAX voted 5 Side Strattle Hops was not enough….well all but Clark 
  • YHC was proven right when convincing ThunderClub that a 30% chance of rain actually meant a 70% chance of no rain 
  • Sparrow was born to count allowed, that man is phenomenal 
  • Bertha points out that unlinke Einhorn and Finkle everyone has seen Iron Horse and his weight vest in the same place 
  • Crabby Patty taught us that the Baltimore Orioles like all 18 year olds start fast and spin out faster 
  • D Squared works too hard to not get credit, lets get him signed up 

 

Always a pleasure to lead and serve you men, enjoy your Cinco De Mayo. Go support Shaker if you can! 

God Bless and Laces Out! 

Finkle