13 hard-chargers teed off to see who could bring home the coveted Claret Jug. It's a good thing this group is not actually in possession of the Claret Jug, as this bunch treats jugs with extreme contempt and undue harshness.
After a group of standard-bearers arrived from what appeared to be rather fast-paced jaunt, we convened for muster, instruction and inspection. We went to front leaning rest for proper disclamation, knocked out some Americans, and did a short juggy joggy up the hill for Circle of Jug:
5x ssh
5x jug straddle hops
10 x jugmills
10x jug squat press
15 x 4-count juggy lifts
15 x juggy squats
juggy joggy to pull-up forest
5 chin ups, 5 pull ups, 5 commando ups, 5 toe ups
repeato
juggy lunge walk 50 yds
Jugwalk with Jugerinis and jugs out
juggy joggy to bridge
10 jug and overs on bridge wall (up and overs touching your jugs to ground on each side of bridge)
juggy joggy to well-lit intersection
15th round x3
Juggy joggy back to grass field
Jug Webbs 1:4 up to 6:24 and back down
juggy twists
fin
ps also did about 300 Americans and some mobility
Jugskin:
No jugs? Only 1 jug? No problem Hoodie and Uncle Rico… here are a couple of very nice trailer hitches and a tool box for y'all to juggy with. Easy peezy fix. These pax can adapt, improvise and overcome. Aye.
Whatever happened in "the standard" appeared to be extremely fast and satisfyingly horrible.
The jug and overs were hard on our jugs. YHC had a jug casualty… my first ever. But the show must go on, and go on it did as we moved to "the 15th round" which is undoubtedly the stupidest thing you will do as a grown up. Who dances around in an intersection at 6 am pretending to box wtih milk jugs and trailer hitches?? You do. You're welcome. I honestly think we have a few potential contenders out there. The old feller who sauntered through decided the best course of action was to chuckle nervously, avoid eye contact and keep moving. Wise choice.
Jug Webbs are always a crowd pleaser and nice way to bring it on home.
Next we counted in Spanish. I don't know why, but despite the display during the 15th round, this is in fact a very learned and worldly group. Good job.
Speaking of Spanish, help Speed for Need this weekend if you habla. If you don't habla, help Speed for Need anyway. Always a good time. #whopusheswho
Many announcements of good stuff going on, and prayer requests for our intentions.
Thanks Auto for the invite.
You all did a great job. I captured some footage of the proceedings:
Goat sends.