We came, we saw, we stretched, and had coffee.
A wet and chilly 36F morning, but all is warm and dry at Stretch.
Omaha – Once again with a music fail. Got out one good Bad Co song before Pandora (free) broke down and gave up. But, you learn best when you fail.
Stormchaser – stepped up to bat and played music from his phone. All was well. We also went into a deep discussion on if he should shave before his interview or not. It was the second round of interviews, so they had already seen the beard once. What if the beard was considered "toxic masculinity" (not a real thing, by the way) or what if it was actually considered the norm these days. I guess we'll know the next time we see him. He also has a 2.1 on the way, sounds like from whatever dilation specs he was spouting off that it could be any minute. I don't have kids, so your delivery times may vary.
Ultraman – Has the Q at the Wilderness tomorrow with something special and commemorative in mind. Come get sum.
Metalica – Came for the entire stretch today, Could be a first. He usually knocks out 9 miles first. Beast.
The Force – Apparently does not have eyes in the back of his head. Hard to take visual ques from the Q like that.
IKEA – Has no trees in his front yard. Rather odd for a place called Wynfield Forest where most houses have 20 or so such trees. If you have any spares, please feel free to donate. No pears though. They split.
PSA – Polar Bear this weekend. Shouldn't have a problem with getting wet!
Aye,
TG