The mumble chatter was in high gear from the start as Shake insisted we develop a workout around his ill-gotten notion that 100 lunges (not even each leg, combined!) was going to transform his body into some Greek god worthy of a marble statue in the Louvre.
We did all those lunges – each leg mind you, and now Shake patiently waits for the call from the sculptor. Ah, the anticipation!
Cubicle arrived just in time fortunately. Unfortunately, he provided much too much detail as to why he was late (think toilet paper- that will ruin your breakfast). We gave him gloved fist pumps at the COT after those details were shared. Can you blame us?
Moses showed up with a large rubber band that he seemed to attach to every tree or bush he could find. It was either an effort to find new levels of fitness or he was trying to destroy the park out of some hatred for Arbor Day!
Jersey Boy rescued a disc golf disc from the fields of the Northern Regional Rec Center. I am glad he found time in between his constant chatter to bend down and pick it up. He contacted the owner who came to get it. We never realized there was someone else in LKN that could talk as much as JB. They went toe-to-toe and Thug had to declare it a draw. A talk-a-thon will be set for a later day for the two Chatty Kathies to battle to their deaths.
oh, and we worked out a lot covering all sorts of terrain and 2.39 miles.
seriously, we prayed for Moses’ stepmother and her health challenges. Sign up for OST now!
For the record, I barely said a word when Bobcat showed up, so. . .fake news. Also, FYI: polite people don’t call it “talking a lot,” they call it “enthusiastic, articulate, and engaged.” And I listen as well as I speak, hence the “penis” text message you and Moses received after the workout. The penis mightier than the sword! (For the curious: see Moses for his penis/Wordle story.)
Thanks for the great workout, brother! How many miles did we get in? I clocked it at 2.4 miles on my internal odometer.
2.39 miles at sun rise