Everything is Meaningless

Event Date

Jul 21, 2018

AO


9 arrived to a nice morning, looking forward to getting better.  Interesting looks when I pulled out the agility ladder, drew 2 lengths, and placed the original on top.  Yes, those are paint stirrers and duct tape; it works.  You'll hurt, don't worry.

WarmUp
– 20x SSH
– 10x merkins
– 20x low country crabs-
– 10x imperial squat walkers
– 10x windmills
– arm circles
– 20x dippy birds (10 per leg)

Parking Lot fun
– high knees up + mosey back (+mb)
– butt kickers up +mb
– monkey walk right +mb
– monkey walk left +mb
– bear crawl up + crawl bear back
*** Metro kills it as always
*** Theuss pushing through the crawl bear all the way back
– quadraphelia up +mb

Agility ladder o' fun (3 ladders worth!)
– in/out hops in every space
– back/forth hops through every space
– 2 hands in/2 hands out merkin walk
*** t-claps to Dandelion's manly long truck…and maybe YHC's bad ladder placement…for making the merkin walk almost like a limbo for our legs

Repeat-o on the Agility Ladder
*** Dandelion pretends he can only go slow on the merkin walk
*** Most people want to hit, er encourage Dandelion

Mosey back to the back, need 4 blocks.
*** okay we have 3, "Skipper and Shirley(both carrying a block), we only need one more block", both proceed to put down their block.  "You're killing me Smalls!"

Meat Grinder:
– 20x step ups (counter)
– curls
– Merkin shoulder touches
– block squat thrusters
– down under merkins
– decline merkins
– block squat thrusters
*** yes, yes, I know, 2 of these stations
– skull crushers
– pull ups, hanging whatevers you can do

Trail mosey, run up the hill

Reflection Recovery:  Ecclesiastes 1:2
“Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Teacher.
“Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless.”
– other translations say different words, the original Hebrew word here was hebel, meaning vapor or mist
– main point of Ecclesiastes is Solomon describing how everything without God is temporary, a vapor that will disappear, a mist that you can almost grab ahold of but disappears when you try  to grab it
– it is impossible for us to understand how we play a part in God's grand design

– for more, http://pursuitchurch.org/2018/07/08/seasons-meaning-in-the-mist-1/

Also, 2nd reflection, Ecclesiastes 5: 18
paraphrasing "Eat, drink, and be merry"

Meat Grinder repeat-o
Blocks back

2 more rounds of Agility Ladder
*** everybody was moving pretty slow by now
*** YHC appreciated Shirley's encouragement on the merkin walk

6MOM
– 20x Freddie Mercury's
– 20x slow 2-count scissors (horrible!!)
*** Anvil does not suggest American Hammers so early this week  : )
– 10x Dr W's
– 1 minute American Hammers

moleskine
*** great to see Shredder's knee has recovered and he's back at full steam
*** I thought it was unusual for so many people to have suggestions on reducing scars
*** Even GoodWrench seemed tired afterwards…I think he almost accepted a ride home

Grateful and honored to lead you guys

Cheetah