FNG1 is Loophole. #thestandard was rucked by Big Mean, Frosty, Cupcake, Brushless, Totebag, Chief, and Hurdle. Runners were Pyle and Pink Slip:
Since both college and pro (fet'nall) football seasons have come into full swing, YHC decided it was high time to bring in some Jolly Roger inspired 'Ultimate Football'. This is a fully sanctioned event, and thusly has been condoned by The Board, supported by F3RCUSA, and endorsed by 4 of 5 Slack channels and 2/3 of all Twittersphere participants. For purposes of respecting those that were unable to attend, some names have been left off the roles. Instagram and Snapchat acccounts have been created and destroyed upon the spectacle taking place on the wet soft grass pitches at The Glen, but few digital media avenues could fully ensconce the majesty that took place today at Race City's premier Saturday AO. As such, a new sports channel called #ESPNTheGlen has now been mused about by management…..conceivably even overtaking #theocho in distribution and reach, a monumental task to say the least.
Warm Ups: The Lear led Pledge, mozy to steps, up the steps, then R/L karaoke up the steps, then a set of high knees, butt kickers, kick steppers, and run over to Parking Lot #B into a COP (IC)-SSH 30, IST 15, SVG 10, SCORPIONS 6 R/L, SDS 15, WM'S 10. Mozy over the Horatio Parking Lot #A for the….
MC- Single Arms Merkins 5 each arm, Wide Grips 10, Diamond Grips 10, Regular 10–all IC, Big Mean game us a 10 count prior to the last set, in order to assuage the increasing demanding groans from the Pax. Off to
The Wall- R/L single leg squats, 10 each side IC, OneLegged Dips 7 IC with each leg up. Divide into dark and light jersey's, then head up to the pitch(es) for
Ultimate Football. Simple rules, exactly the same as Ultimate, but completely different. Pass the ball amungst your teammates. Drops, OB's, interceptions give up the ball to the other team. Once one team reached 10, teams were switched to have winners vs. winners, and losers vs. losers. At EACH score, the team scored upon did 10 (ten) single count Merkins and the scoring team 'sauntered' to the opposite goal line. Play wrapped up around 7:54, the the Pax were encouraged to gather for
Mary (IC)- Low Flutter 25, Mason Twist 15, Plank, LoJLo 10. Recover, recover.
Moleskine:
-Loophole, please get registered on the F3LakeNorman website, and great work today!!
-Great play by all, certainly. Incredible catched made by Pyle, Pink Slip, Chief, and Crack. Contra has a rocket arm, and Lear almost mangled Chief for mentioning something about him being on the losing team after the first set of games.
-The second field was not exactly geometric, we'll remedy that in the future.
-VALUE of the football was critcal here, as each dropped football ostensibly cost the team a LOT of running.
-The athletic prowess of this crew was impressive, simply said.
-Katelyn, Ticktock's 2.0 was kept in our prayers in the COT and ..
-YHC BLEW IT about mentioning going over to Deepend's Pancake Breakfast at Fairview Church (Monday's AO location). Sorry Deepend, that blame is squarely on YHC's shoulders.
-Karaoke up steps can be fun, exciting, exhilerating, and dangerous, please play with caution.
-NEXT week's Guest Q will be Chief
-Lear has the 10/13 Guest Q, but the START TIME WILL BE 6:30 AM!!!! (and 'hopefully' ending by 8 AM!!)