Free Vasectomies

Event Date

Jun 19, 2023

AO


Some mornings, the coffeeteria conversation  is more memorable than the workout and Monday at Berean that may just have been the case.  A year from now, no one will ever remember how many rock curls or air squats the PAX got in, but those who attended coffeeteria on Monday will certainly remember for months to come the lively conversation around vasectomies.   

Stromboli, Einstein, Soprano, Bel Air, Cubicle and YHC certainly got in a solid beatdown on this Juneteenth holiday by venturing across to our familiar Rubbermaid stomping grounds, doing rock curls, goblet squats, rock presses, and skull crushers and traveling approximately 1.5 miles.  PAX promptly started at 5:15am to the second with a disclaimer and quickly ventured out to cross the Berean Bridge, leaving on PAX solo for 35 minutes or so as Cubicle was just a few minutes tardy and couldn’t find us.  Cubicle stayed the course and got in a partial sad-clown run and connected with the rest of us towards the end.

Back to the vasectomy discussion.  As YHC recalls, Crocs, who joined us at coffeeteria after attending Arnie’s Army, mentioned something about one of the F3 Race City PAX named Snip, a nickname given to him after disclosing his occupation as a urologist. This led to an extremely “enthusiastic” (and cringy) discussion about various PAX sharing their vasectomy stories, including something new we all learned about Bel Air.  You see, Bel Air used to be a medic and surgical assistant in military and actually performed vasectomies back in the day.  His attention to detail coupled with a rock steady scalpel hand provided countless men near flawless results.  You can’t make this stuff up.

It was a great day at Berean – prayers for Bel Air’s father, Bobby,  who is 95 and suffered a stroke AND Cubicles father, Lowell, who is 79 and is having memory issues.

A honor and privilege to lead a fine group of men this morning!

Humbly in Christ,

Possum