Gaping Wet Hole

Event Date

Jun 06, 2023

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Three fellas came out to Cobalt for some core, stretch and more. What we lacked in numbers we made up for with hilarity

Moleskine

-We celebrated Surf’s prolific procreation with hockey analogies. He slid one past the goalie, and put the biscuit in the basket. Way to go Dad!

-Pax received a good update on last weeks Dead & Company concert bender. So much fun.

-This isn’t a good sign for the future coming from a four year old. “Daddy, what age can I do the smoochie smooch?”

-Geriatric is to pregnancy like morbidly is to obese. Neither are great labels

-Grip headed out west to a Big Sky country. No dude ranching this time around

-There are very few women urologists, but a surprising number of male OB-GYN’s

-There is a high chance of bacterial vaginosis when you are dealing with a gaping wet hole.

-Apparently there are homeopathic remedies for said hole including a Va-jay-jay dehumidifier douche

-Timed abs never disappoint

-Great work fellas!