Groinal Tendencies

Event Date

May 04, 2021

AO


Four fellas made it out to Cobalt on the fourth of May to get a solid stretch, some core, faux-yo with a generous helping of hilarity.  We hit ‘em all

Moleskine

  • Overheard during the workout in close succession during a rather intense groin stretch

    • “Do women have groins? You never hear of a groin pull injury in women’s sports”

    • “When you boil it down to its essence, dudes are really just looking for some friction”

    • “I’m not sure I’m really feeling the stretch yet”

    • “Do you need an episiotomy Grip?”

    • “Put in a few extra stitches in for Angela”

  • That core set sure hit the spot. Proper phrasing?

  • No pretzel logic up in here

  • It’s getting lighter out earlier. We may need to move the start time up a bit

  • Word on the street is that Shaft may be making a return to MILF3. His F3 name is one of the proudest ones bestowed by yours truly, with Deuce receiving honorable mention

  • Solid