A regular horseshoe is gruesome. A makeup horseshoe is just cruel and unusual punishment. It’s unconstitutional. It’s… it’s… it’s daggum completely stupid AND utterly pointless.
But for this group of unruly misfits, well, it’s their lot in life.
Due to their slovenly absent ways, they are left to join forces on a day when they should be enjoying a leisurely 5 @530, a Hollywood, or even a luxurious Stretch Armstrong.
BUT the horseshoe will not be denied, and WE SHALL NOT BE DENIED the coveted 2022 Horseshoe shirt of yet unknown color.
The group dispensed with the normal launch procedures in favor of a Chinese downhill takeoff. The horseshoe ingredients today were decided on-the-fly and included merks, squats, lbc, w’s and CDD’s. There was much wailing and grinding of teeth. A shooting star was seen. There was a real Full Moon,and also a full moon in the heavens. A Hail Mary was offered
Good work ya filthy animals.
Gnarl E. Goat sends.