Hat Trick Teaches Theology at PAINinsula.

Event Date

Oct 08, 2019


Dante described seven levels of Hell, which is one level for each hard-charger who sallied out in perfecto gloom at the finest AO in all LKN to hear Hat Trick pontificate on Heaven, Hell, and the places in-between.

We convened at the normal hour and location.  We heaved out to the CoP area for a brief warm-up.  Having adequately got our juices flowing, we set a course to the rock pile to retrieve a sturdy rock, then on to the base of Horseshoe Hill with said rock.

The general idea was rock-ercises as bottom of Horseshoe Hill (Hell), and mobility/body-weight exercises at the top of the hill (Heaven).  We made this circuit seven times.  

With a little time left on the clock, we moseyed to the PAINinsula Colonnade for some short-wall exercises, then hoofed it back to the launch pad for a date with Mary.

The surprise of the morning was deep theology from Hat Trick, who opined that "it's easier to get to Hell than to Heaven" and surmised that Purgatory – stuck between Heaven and Hell – is not that great.

As always Hollywood seemed to be in a hurry to get to Heaven.  The rest of us took our time.  

BZ to Outlaw and Strongboli who clocked in a fast 2-mile standard.