Six men came out to the Quarry to get their collective Vishnu on to Q’s audible of doing some yoga exercises for a change. While Pax left seemingly the same as when they arrived, it is safe to say that nothing will ever be the same from this point forward.
The Thang
Yoga sampler pack. Bro-ga if you will. A yoga recap of the various poses is not quite as scintillating as the usual back-blast fun and games, so let’s just say we did a mélange of different yoga stuff including but not limited to:
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Child’s pose
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Cat and Cow (they don’t typically moo during yoga class)
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Down dog
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Salutations
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Half moon
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Low lunge cactus
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Warrior 1, Warrior 2, Peaceful warrior
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Side angle
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Chair with prayer twists
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Boat & canoe and flutter
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Reverse side angle
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Triangle
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Pigeon
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Wide stance knee bend and goddess
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Alternating groin lunges / tea bagging
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Strap leg stretches – overhead, right and left
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Superman
Moleskine
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So we are really going full yogi today?
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Remember to breathe
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Q’s words and explanations are admittedly not great, so just follow along with the motions
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CMS security footage of the proceedings has been confiscated to protect the viral video from being released to the public
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We may have lost some of our street cred with the janitor
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No offense, but this crew is not as easy on the eyes as regular yoga class. But at least there was no GI trauma from trying to hold in ones flatulence during the routine
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Variety is the spice of life
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Slow Roll used Q’s wife’s strap on and he was ok with it
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I think they may be doing a flash mob over there
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Hot yoga aftermath is akin to the euphoric feeling one has after being 3-4 beers in
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If you are tired of these pussy routines and need something way more manly they are lifting weights at Cobalt tomorrow morning
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Q really tried to work in a yoga-inspired prayer during circle time?
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Pretty sure one cannot unsee what we just witnessed
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In all seriousness, stretching these old bodies is a really good thing
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Namaste, bee-atches!