It’s like Burn Bootcamp but with a bunch of dudes with nicknames and it’s free and it reinvigorate male leadership…so nothing like Burn Bootcamp

Event Date

Jun 09, 2021


6 Legends of Lake Norman punched their alarm clock in the throat and savored a hot soup of fitness. Here is their story.

Warmarama

  • Mosey one lap around DPK
  • 15X Star Straddle Hops OYO
  • 10X Carrot Pullers IC
  • 10X Windmills IC
  • 10X Double Unders with an imaginary jump rope OYO

The Thang

A Burn Bootcamp Instructor friend of mine divulged the fitness test required to be a Burn Bootcamp Instructor. Looked easy. I bet we could do it twice.

  • 25X Double Unders (we used an imaginary jump rope)
  • 15X Pull Ups (without pause)
  • 50X Merkins (without pause)
  • 50X Jump Squats
  • 50X Burpees
  • 1/2 mile run
  • Do all of this in under 15 minutes

All PAX completed in 12.5 – 14 minutes with Firestone and Enron leading the pack.

Well shoot, so much time left. Do it again! Except start with burpees and work your way up.

Totals: 50X Double Unders, 30X Pulls Ups, 100X Merkins, 100X Jump Squats, 100X Burpees, 1/2 mile run…all in under half an hour.

Mary

Popcorn = flutter kicks, Firestone = alternating leg lift LBC, Happy = Box Cutter, 66 = Windshield Wiper, Enron = 5 burpees (you sick son of a bitch), Popcorn = Walk the plank

Recover Recover

Moleskin (I still don't know what moleskin refers to and at this point I'm too afraid to ask)

  • Enron killed it. He just did the Vern yesterday too!
  • Firestone was out front. Respect!
  • Great to see Master Po again. He has a 2 month old that he had been taking care of since 4am and he still came out. No excuses. Strong!
  • Happy lost count so probably ended up doing more reps than required.
  • 66 said he was fat and lazy. FALSE. Not possible if you come out at 0530 to crush this workout.
  • Enron blew his load ogling Firestone and Happy's twin jeeps.
  • Prayers up for Carpet Bagger.
  • Wednesday is NOT a rest day! It was an honor and a privelege to lead this group of men. Your certificate will be posted on Twitter.