Betwixt my Sunday breakfast and lunch I sought an Arnie’s Army preblast. Dumbfounded by the discovery, I snatched the coveted Q from the glut of sleeping Huntersville pax. Fools. As the daylight grew dim a subtlly dark tweet forebode intentional discomfort at Man Maker Monday. Perfect. I would overwhelm them with mediocrity and rote routines we’ve belted out ad nauseam without wit nor muse. None would be the wiser. (evil laughing)

Warmup

• Side Straddle Hops x25
• Windmill x10
• Long Snapper x10
• Toy Soldier x10
• Imperial Storm Troopers x10

The Thang

• Lawn Mower x10
• Upright Row x10
• Full Curl x10
• Overhead Press x10
• Skull Crusher x10
• Chest Press x10

Mosey to the tennis courts

11’s

• Round 1: run across both courts and do 10 WWII situps, run back, do 1 merkin. Repeat the circuit but decrement the WWII and increment the `merkin
  • praise was abound for utilizing decrement in a sentence. I was beside myself
• Round 2: run across both courts and do 10 little baby crunches, run back, do 1 squat jump. Repeat the circuit but decrement the LBC and increment the SJ

Dingo confirmed for the pax that being a financial advisor is exactly like it is portrayed in the movies. The powder, the luxury cars, the trim, the lobster tail, the benjamins. Making it rain. The dingo eats your baby.

To the pull-up bars

• 10 pull ups OYO
• 10 Carolina Dry Docks IC
• 10 pull ups OYO
• 10 Carolina Dry Docks IC

To the picnic tables for 15 dips IC

To the curb for 25 Ivan Dragos

To the blocks for

• Lawn Mower x10
• Upright Row x10
• Full Curl x10
• Cherry Bomb questioned my dedication when I didn’t leave 7 minutes for Mary
• Toxic questioned my integrity after declaring my voice inflection unsatisfactory

Mary

• Camel Toes x10 each side
• LBC x15
• Pretzle Crunch x10 each side
• Low Flutter x10
• RR

Lego took the pax out with some kind words

Age Stats for Nerds

• Mean: 43.8 (average of the recorded ages)
• Median: 45 (age in the middle of those recorded)
• Mode: 45 (age that occurred the most)
• Max: 55 (highest age)
• Min: 30 (lowest age)
• Count: 11 (count of pax)
• Standard Deviation: 6.70549 (square root of the average “distance” each age had from the mean)
• Kurtosis: 0.94321 (indicates how “tailed” the data, i.e., are there outliers)
• Skewness: -0.51672 (describes the asymmetry of the data with respect to the mean, i.e., are we leaning left or right in a normal distribution. for about 3/4 of my qs, the skew leans negative, which is not surprising given the likelihood of more guys in their upper 40s/low 50s coupled with 2-3 pax in their 30s.)