So the clickbait worked. You couldn’t resist the doom-scrolling-worthy headline and now you want to get your dopamine hit with some juicy story that will titillate your senses. Well, I’m sorry to say that the closest we got to titillating was the “Full Nipple Alignment” merkins by yours truly. But we did get a good, wholesome workout with a fine group of gentlemen.
I’m sorry if that doesn’t do anything for your dopamine addiction, but if it helps, I’ll throw you a bone: Amen got blamed for a fart that I committed. I didn’t fess up in the moment because I’m insecure that way. There. You feel better? Because I don’t.
Despite my uber-creative (read: I made it up seconds before calling it) Fellowship Armageddon exercise, I lost to Amen, with his fun, fartless, fairly familiar fitness fare. I will be appealing the ruling all the way to the Supreme Court, if necessary.
We went to Lowes and BSed for a while. Then I went home to nurse my psychological wounds.
The End
While the FNA’s are titillating in their own right, arguably Amen also took us into the gutter with his J-Lo ab medley which involved various levels of sodomy with KBs. Some – like Lone Star – fell for the #S2K and #FOMO philosophies, but in this case, the real winners are those that opted for another workout this morning.
Still, I enjoyed the matchup and (I think) both Qs got the result they were hoping for. And I believe JB was the only one that went home with a Easybake Toaster Cheese bag. So who really won, hmm?
“ToastaBag” I believe.
– 50 uses per bag.
– great nickname for a future FNG
– not to be used to heat liquids
Also only usable in a wide-slot toaster (of course), which we do not own. Good thing I left the receipt with you this morning so I can’t return it! I guess I’ll just have to buy a new toaster. This novelty bit is starting to get expensive. . .
Wait. You “committed” a fart? That’s new to me. But whether it was committed, emitted or even emoted, I like where your head’s at.
Questioning JB’s grammar? Dangerous territory there, brother.