Millenial Shorts


A teaser was issued to the PAX in an attempt to break a Wednesday morning Brickyard record.   Our goal was 52.  The temperature was 63, so we beat it!!    Well done.   That said, 17 men rolled into the Brickyard lot between 5:24 and 5:30 for the scandal-plagued post, and to see what kind of mumble chatter there might be from Mailman and Brushless (The Unhirsute Audi Owners Group).  As expected, there was none.  In true "look at me I'm a millenial" fashion, Gepetto sported his tighty USA eagle scrotum shorts.  Don't worry – everybody saw you.

We did a brief COP with SSH, Windmills, IST.  Then we launched, running at breakneck speed for short bursts from one parking lot to the next, stopping only to strengthen the muscle groups that make men men.  A total of 2.5 miles, I think, with at least a dozen stops, I think.   It was the classic string of peals method of Q'ing that is aptly described in Freed to Lead (pick up a copy in your local vintage bookstore).

My favorite stops:

  • Jet Fitness – we lined up along with the windows and stared at the indoor exercisers while we Side Straddle Hopped them into embarrassment, then we turned tail and showed them our Dry Docks
  • Firehouse – recited the pledge around the large Murican Flag, then rolled into some patriotic burpees
  • History lessons at several of the Race Shop locations to appreciate the long legacies that reside right in our own home town
  • 4x Repeato Quadrophelia behind RAC Springs with squats mixed in
  • Mary – contributions by Plinko, Pyle, Discraft
  • Many others that you should comment about below

Moleskin

  • Dedicated to my friend Robert and his family, who are going through unspeakable grief this week
  • Also dedicated to Larry Webb, an old mentor and friend of mine and Mooresville resident who passed away last Friday
  • Shout out to all those we haven't seen in a while.  Please come back because we miss you in the gloom
  • Thanks for a great turnout!  Let's keep up the good work and keep growing.