No it’s not a surprise Murph

Event Date

May 25, 2022


On Monday YHC stated that if nobody grabbed the Q for today that I would just wing it with another Murph to make you all pay. Well that resulted in nobody signing up to Q and then rather than posting for some resulted in a fartsack. You should have called my bluff… maybe. Below is what we did. I got several WTF looks and a couple "You serious, Clark?" questions.

Warmup consisting of the below exercises all IC of 10-15 reps. I might be lying about a couple and maybe missed one. What we did isn't really that important, it's just the we did something to get loose. It went something like this.
Squats
Toy Soldiers
Grandma Maters
Windmills
Imperial Squat Walkers, or was it storm troopers. Either way it wasn't Metric
Mosey a short lap

Thing 1
I am a creationist, not an evolutionist, and occasionally as a creationist I make stuff up. So we will do some moves that make no sense…

Evolution of Man. (miss you Clubber) Before man could run, he had to walk. Before he could walk, he had to crawl. We start these series of exercises at the bottom of the parkinglot and go all the way to the end, maybe 130 ft or so to the top the mosey back down.
Dragon Walk (Major crowd pleaser) Then a 1 minute breather because that royally sucked
Bear Crawl, and a 30 second breather, can we work a different muscle group
Groucho Walk (or duck walk)
Lunge Walk
Quadraphilia run
Run

Recover 1

Thing 2
Mosey over to the pull-up bars
Q explains we will be doing one Burpee followed by one pull-up. Sounds great except we are going to repeato the crap out of it. The move is called G.I. Jane 2, featuring Jada Smith, Don't slap me Will. Normally G.I. Jane is 100 Burpee Pull-ups, except twe don't have enough time left, so we just did 50 of them. That's easy, right?
50 Burpee/Pull-ups OYO.

Recover 1

6MOM
Various core exercises called IC from 10-20 reps
LBC
Box Cutters
Reverse Box Cutters
Freddie Mercury
Low Flutters
Low Dolly
X's and O's

Recover Recover

Reflection
Matthew 18:3-5

… and said [red]"I assume you and most solemnly say to you, unless you repent and become like children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. Whoever receives and welcomes one child like this in My name receives Me."[/red]

Moleskin

  • Sound off in the comments
  • YHC was supposed to be at work at 5 am today, but luckily I have an appoitment 0730, so I got to post today.
  • Was wondering if Shake Weight was going to make it as his surprise night shift ended at 0500, but no Shake Weight.
  • Lots of groans from the PAX during Dragon Walk, up a hill, for that far long